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I've been seeing a few things about the Large hydron collider of recent time and thought I'll drop these two gems of a find links from the
Just found a website called b-rhymes.com recently through the
Hanging around the streets, us the DS peeps and I thought we best retreat..
to that pub that what we see much of our club.
Sitting down, we unpack and unwrap for some gaming and much loved entertaining!
Hmmmm...probably won't make the T. S. Eliot Prize but you get the idea
I was just
Mr Nokia: Holy shit! Heard the news Mr Sony Ericson?
Mr Sony Ericson: What's that bob?
Mr Nokia: Mr Nokia please, we may be good friends but this is business.
Mr Sony Ericson: Ok... Mr Nokia.
Mr Nokia: Better. Those do gooders google have
Mr Sony Ericson: Ah crap. I heard. It's really good hey?
Mr Nokia: Yes. Damage control time. We need to get some cool software, or any software for that fact, onto our system. We can't be arsed to GIVE money away to help do this like them lot. We need a cheaper idea.
Mr Sony Ericson: Yeah. Cheap, I like cheap, like your 1000 series.
Mr Nokia: That's what I gave my wife for our anniversary. I said the 1000 represented the number years our hearts will blossom together. Or some shit like that.
Mr Sony Ericson: Nice. So how we gonna get a loada software quick on our system to add value and not seem like there's nothing in it? Build another system and actually be a bit more helpful in helping to build stuff for it?
Mr Nokia: No. Meet my rather tasty friend, Mrs Palm.
Mrs Palm: Hello boys. Hope you paying good. I was really worth it in my time.
Mr Nokia: Yes well...Ahem. Mrs Palm has lots of software under her erm...belt. Lots of people been working on Mrs Palm but she's a piece of lovely and plenty of software to boot.
Mr Sony Ericson: Been around a bit hey? But I see your plan, have Palm run their stuff on Symbian. Genius! Bet no one has ever done this before.
Mr Nokia: Quite! Thought of it all by myself.
Mrs Palm: Actually...it's not quite
Mr Nokia: Oh shut up! Your sugar daddy has left the building for you missy, time to listen up to your new masters.
Mrs Palm: ...
Mr Nokia: So should we finalise the details? Wanna see what's this lump in my trousers is?
Mr Sony Ericson: You still got that piece of shit-awkward-as-hell 9500 Communicator then?
Mr Nokia: Errr... yes, but I meant...or never mind.
PLEASE NOTE: This is not necessarily based on real events or people and may skew from the actual truth...apart from maybe the bit about the coffee. I did drink some today.
Was wondering past wonderland and noticed
Looks like GCHQ (think the UK version of NSA) are hiring by putting ads in video games as ...
A spokesperson for GCHQ described the potential recruits that it wanted to reach as â€œcomputer-savvy, technologically able, quick thinking.
But would potential recruits mum's appreciate this? I mean if I was a parent I wouldn't want little Johnny to be staying up past their bed time hours on end, trying to translate some cryptic message when they still gotta do their French homework!
It was once said that great wisdom can be found in a few short sentences, well this aren't particularly great but has a little bit of humorous insight into the the next gen consoles. Brilliant.
Oh me gawed! if there was ever a cooler thing then a REAL life transforming cosplay thing, then I obviously had not seen it yet
Currently listening to: a chill out album, Suela (Lo Fi Mix)-In Credo
Posted on July 28th, 2007 by thiswayup.
This article made me larf. China really are being a real big kid. US and few other nations found problems with certain exported goods from China then China gets offended, kill's US imports of US birds. I get the feeling we are heading to another cold war situation. Sigh.
Listening to: Stars Fell On Alabama / Jack Teagarden. Cool. Play that 1920's jazz Jack!