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Posted on November 14th, 2007 by thiswayup.
Categories: Commentary, Palm,PDA's and other smartphones, humour.
Seeing this and wondering about how this came about, I thought to perform a cross dimensional phase shift into an alternative universe (also known as a day dream) where there lived a entities called Mr Nokia, Mr Sony-Ericson and Mrs Palm....Lord and behold....I heard this conversation whilst having my morning coffee in said alternative universe:
Mr Nokia: Holy shit! Heard the news Mr Sony Ericson?
Mr Sony Ericson: What's that bob?
Mr Nokia: Mr Nokia please, we may be good friends but this is business.
Mr Sony Ericson: Ok... Mr Nokia.
Mr Nokia: Better. Those do gooders google have . It's erm...not bad.
Mr Sony Ericson: Ah crap. I heard. It's really good hey?
Mr Nokia: Yes. Damage control time. We need to get some cool software, or any software for that fact, onto our system. We can't be arsed to GIVE money away to help do this like them lot. We need a cheaper idea.
Mr Sony Ericson: Yeah. Cheap, I like cheap, like your 1000 series.
Mr Nokia: That's what I gave my wife for our anniversary. I said the 1000 represented the number years our hearts will blossom together. Or some shit like that.
Mr Sony Ericson: Nice. So how we gonna get a loada software quick on our system to add value and not seem like there's nothing in it? Build another system and actually be a bit more helpful in helping to build stuff for it?
Mr Nokia: No. Meet my rather tasty friend, Mrs Palm.
Mrs Palm: Hello boys. Hope you paying good. I was really worth it in my time.
Mr Nokia: Yes well...Ahem. Mrs Palm has lots of software under her erm...belt. Lots of people been working on Mrs Palm but she's a piece of lovely and plenty of software to boot.
Mr Sony Ericson: Been around a bit hey? But I see your plan, have Palm run their stuff on Symbian. Genius! Bet no one has ever done this before.
Mr Nokia: Quite! Thought of it all by myself.
Mrs Palm: Actually...it's not quite
Mr Nokia: Oh shut up! Your sugar daddy has left the building for you missy, time to listen up to your new masters.
Mrs Palm: ...
Mr Nokia: So should we finalise the details? Wanna see what's this lump in my trousers is?
Mr Sony Ericson: You still got that piece of shit-awkward-as-hell 9500 Communicator then?
Mr Nokia: Errr... yes, but I meant...or never mind.
PLEASE NOTE: This is not necessarily based on real events or people and may skew from the actual truth...apart from maybe the bit about the coffee. I did drink some today.